Black aluminum can of water with large yellow text saying 'NOT PISS', white text 'Premium Mountain Water', and a mountain graphic at the bottom.

Black aluminum can of water with large yellow text saying 'NOT PISS', white text 'Premium Mountain Water', and a mountain graphic at the bottom.

Looks Like Piss.

Isn’t.

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STILL

NOT PISS

We spent months

making sure

it wasn’t piss.

Or did we?

Of course we did.

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VITAMIN B2

0% PISS

PREMIUM WATER

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HOW WE MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PISS.

We use vitamin b2

TO MAKE OUR WATER LOOK LIKE PISS.

Vitamin B2 is really good for you.

Drink enough of it, and it’ll turn your pee bright neon yellow.

Go ahead. Test it.

COMING SOON.

Can you believe this is real?

Reserve a case and find out.

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